UCO Bronchos

Friday, November 6, 2009

UCO Is Awesome

UCO is awesome. Why, you ask? Because, that’s why. I feel like you’re asking too many questions. Just accept how awesome UCO is and this whole process will be a lot easier.

Here we are, located in a central location (hence the name of our extraordinarily awesome university), with a small school vibe and big school tradition. Have you been to Hamilton Field House and seen the ridiculous number of national championship banners? If so, you are a part of what makes UCO so awesome. If not, you are probably lacking in the awesomeness category and should step up your game.

With men’s and women’s basketball (both ranked nationally and preparing to defend LSC North titles) and wrestling right around the corner (ranked sixth in the country) it probably would be a good idea for you to get your pretty little self over to our beautiful UCO campus to take in some heart-pounding collegiate competition.

I know what you’re thinking, “How do I know if I am worthy of this awesome Broncho tradition you speak of?” Well, fear not, our crack team of scientists in the UCO athletic department has devised a quiz consisting of one question to gauge your worthiness. Answer honestly; we'll know if you're lying.

Question #1 (only question, so get it right)
Please choose the best answer to the following question.
The ideal evening for me is _________
a. Sitting alone eating a stale Hungry Man dinner and wondering why I don’t have any friends
b. Watching the newest episode of Tabitha’s Salon Takeover and wondering why I don’t have any friends
c. Listening to old, depressing records by The Cure and habitually checking my facebook account and wondering why I don’t have any friends.
d. Taking a pleasant stroll by Broncho lake in the crisp autumn air on my way to witness a UCO victory and wondering how I got so many friends.

FYI, the correct answer is D…. Come to a game and let’s be friends.

Brandon Birdwell
Director of Sales, Marketing and Annual Gift

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